You play this game.
You have "skillz" of any kind including: computer, school, dodgeball, football, baseball, basketball, band or bo staff.
You know where the bo staff comment was from.
You know what a LAN party is.
You've been to a LAN party.
You've "blew your mind" at a LAN party, and not off of any inhibiting drugs of any kind. We're talking blown on video games here.
You've played Mario Brothers.
You've played Super Mario Brothers.
You know what a Commodore 64 is.
You know who Zelda is.
You know the title to the Original Zelda game, and every one that has followed since.
You've beaten Super Mario Brothers in thirty minutes.
You've ever looked at, played with, owned or bought a "Zapper Gun".
You've ordered a custom made "Zapper Gun".
You've heard of the Power Glove.
You own a Power Glove.
You own a Virtual Boy.
You know what game Duck Hunt came with.
You've played Duck Hunt.
You've gotten to the final level on Duck Hunt.
You cheated by holding the gun against the screen to get to the final on Duck Hunt.
You've tried to shoot the dog on Duck Hunt when he laughed at you for sucking at life.
You can name all of the great video game companies.
You can do the above in less than 10 seconds.
You know what Contra is.
You've ever played Contra.
You've used the Contra code to beat Contra.
You know the Contra Code by heart.
You know the meaning of the phrase: "All your base are belong to us."
You know what game that phrase originated from.
You've PLAYED that game the phrase originated from.
Any others?
Edited, Sun Nov 27 23:12:18 2005 by Shaolinz
Edited, Sun Nov 27 23:14:11 2005 by Shaolinz