Dear Sozu Rogberry,
It has become apparent that without you I have nothing to do in my life. What used to be long and frustrating times are now blank periods with nothing happening. I have decided I'd rather be frustrated than bored. So, I will be coming to your house to see you tomorrow. I will see you once every week, and will kill you on those days as well. To quote a song:
"Baby Come Back, any kind of fool could see, I was wrong and I just can't live without your knife."
Erm wait...