Recently we've been discussing two theories about life: Intelligent Design and Darwinism. They both have significant holes in them, but we could get into a fairly long debate about that. So, lets go on to the joke.
Following Darwin's theory...
All creatures alive today are evolved forms of a common ancestor who were put in a different environment. I wanted to see if there was such a connection between Pirates and Ninjas...
Ninja Fighting Style:
Fast
Silent
Lots of Kicks
Stealth is a Plus
Pirate Fighting Style:
Loud
Obnoxious
Lots of Guns
Having a cool hat is a plus.
I thought... what being could these two have evolved from...
Then I realized: Allakhazam. He's the perfect combine of all of these.