There's a new Chronicle up on the official website. Or, in CCP's own Abraxas's words:

This week's chronicle is the first in a series of four that describe torture in the Empires. Its title, fittingly, is "Methods of Torture - The Amarr".

The story is a farce, a pastiche, and a fairly twisted piece altogether. It's obviously part of canon, but more importantly, it's fun and doesn't take itself too seriously. I wrote the torture stories so that they could play off one another; thus, the Amarr story is light-hearted and the upcoming Minmatar one dead serious, and the Gallente story will be extremely physical while the Caldari one will be far more cerebral.

And those of you who remember a recent post about a hamster may be distressed when you read the story and find no such animal. Instead, a furrier briefly crops up, much to its own displeasure. Do not be misled. It is a hamster.

What else can be said?