Allegory  

Allegory appears to be an anime enthusiast and mooglefucker. What sets him apart is both his incisive humor and the fact that he seems eerily intelligent and coherent. Of course, we could be delusional. Rumors are that Allegory is in fact a disassociated personality of Usagichan, representing his SuperEgo. Of course, Usagichan is pure Id with a fragile fapping Ego.