User:Tekksama  

Tekksama was born to an unholy alliance between a Nuclear Sub and a Tyrannosaurus Rex. When he was 12 he single handedly killed 500 ninjas with a piano wire and a half can of Dr Pepper.

Last year Tekksama turned 25. at 8:57 PM EST the planets aligned (except Pluto, and Venus) and shot a cosmic awesome beam from space right into his brain, which made him drink a beer and make tacos. Delicious